Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.