Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.