What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?