What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!