What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF