Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"