Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"