Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!