How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters