How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.