What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.