What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.