How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."