How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans