How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."