Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.