What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus