What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !