How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.