How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.