How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.