Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose