Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.