How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"