Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..