What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.