Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
who wants 2 try?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
To lift his spirits.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
They both love using the shredder.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
Denim denim denim
Denim Denim Denim
He couldn't get a head.
He's on route.
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
