Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
Kilt
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
She replied: "with scissors of course."
He was a body-builder
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
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Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
12 months
When it's too heavy to lift.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
