How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.