What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.