How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone