Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy