Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy