Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?