Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.