Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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They give a peck to the cheek.

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A bird that lays down !

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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What does a sick bird need?

Tweetment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent