How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !