How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.