What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.