What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.