How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"