Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !