What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Alabama Woman Jokes More Alabama Woman Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.