Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee