What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!