What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.