Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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The Pirates always lose.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*