Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.