Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.