How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.