How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.