What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.