What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!