What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone