What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone