How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.