How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !