How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.