Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.