How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.