He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Burnt steak.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
He ate himself.
She laid a sidewalk !
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
His mouth is moving.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Get off me Holmes!
