What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.