What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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What rhymes with orange?

no, it doesnt.

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.