What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.