What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.