What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.