Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU