Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
A frog in a blender
In the croakroom !
Kermit the frogs fingers"
Kermit's undivided
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Clare your throat before you speak !
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU