How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.