How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!