What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.