Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.