How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."