How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."