How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"