Because his pythons were sick
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A doctor
Claude.
He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
No hard feelings.
It was raining cats and dogs
FIXED
Dog have rice.
There were too many vets.
If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
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he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
An old faschund.
4 if you have a dog.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
You don't know cause you weren't there
He tried, but it didn't work out.
He doesn't work well with Vision
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because with them it always works out.
The Mediterranean.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
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A man with unfinnished buisness.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
Because the snowblower was coming.