What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......