What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Cre Jokes More Cre Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.