What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!