What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.