What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.