How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.