How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.