What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music