What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music